Mountain Goat + Mountain Goat

Two Cliffs, One Relationship, Zero Compromises

When two Mountain Goats lock horns romantically, the view from the top is spectacular — assuming anyone survives the climb. Both are stubborn, self-reliant, and pathologically convinced they picked the better route, which makes joint decision-making less of a discussion and more of a geological event. The good news: neither will ever guilt-trip the other for needing alone time on a ledge. The bad news: someone has to eventually come down from the mountain, and neither of these two is volunteering first.

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