Mountain Goat + Peacock

One Climbs Mountains, One Just Poses On Them

The mountain goat's rugged, self-sufficient stoicism and the peacock's desperate need for an audience make for a relationship that's equal parts admiration and irritation. The goat finds the peacock exhausting; the peacock finds the goat depressingly understated. In bed, the peacock wants a performance review and the goat just wants to sleep. They can make it work, but somebody's going to spend a lot of time rolling their eyes.

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