Mountain Goat + Rooster

Great Pals, Mediocre Lovers, Spectacular Arguing

The Mountain Goat's quiet, sure-footed determination is admirable — until the Rooster starts crowing about how it should be done faster, louder, and preferably while looking fabulous. As friends, these two can actually make magic: the Goat provides the grit, the Rooster provides the glitter. But romantically? The Goat's stoic climb to the top and the Rooster's need for a standing ovation at every step creates a relationship with more tension than a tightrope over a canyon. They can share a rope, just probably not a bed.

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