Mountain Goat + Tiger

Incredible Sparks, Insufferable Everything Else

The mountain goat and tiger share the kind of electric physical chemistry that makes terrible decisions feel inevitable. In bed, these two are unstoppable — outside of it, they're basically a nature documentary where someone gets eaten. The goat's steady, methodical climb through life will drive the impulsive, spotlight-hungry tiger absolutely feral, and not in the fun way. Enjoy the fireworks, but don't unpack your bags.

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