Mountain Goat + Walrus

Great Pals, Questionable Lovers, Terrible Bedfellows

The mountain goat's nimble, ambitious scramble up life's cliffs is genuinely admired by the easygoing walrus, who's perfectly happy cheering from a comfortable rock below — which is exactly why these two can be surprisingly solid friends. The trouble starts when romance enters the picture: the goat wants a partner who can keep up, and the walrus would rather not. By the time things get physical, the goat has mentally moved on to the next peak while the walrus is still deciding whether to get up. A friendship worth keeping; a romance worth questioning; everything else — let's just say nature intended these two to live on very different coastlines.

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