Mouse + Rhino

David and Goliath, But Make It Painful

The Mouse scurries through life carefully, quietly, and with a detailed evacuation plan for every scenario — the Rhino charges through that same life like a wrecking ball with a calendar conflict. As friends, they can occasionally find common ground, usually when the Rhino needs someone to actually *think* and the Mouse needs someone to open a jar. Romantically, though, this pairing is less 'opposites attract' and more 'opposites file a noise complaint.' The Mouse's need for peace and the Rhino's need to demolish it make for a relationship that's more survival exercise than love story.

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