Mouse + Sheep

Soft Hearts, Loud Love, Awkward Everything Else

The Mouse and Sheep are basically a rom-com waiting to happen — two gentle souls who'd rather cuddle on the couch than fight over the remote, making them romantically insufferable to everyone except each other. As friends, they get along beautifully right up until someone needs to make a decision, at which point both will politely insist the other goes first until one of them dies of old age. In the bedroom, however, all that tender emotional attunement somehow translates into a whole lot of... nothing particularly adventurous — think beige, but make it consensual. Still, when a Mouse and Sheep find each other, they tend to hold on tight, because the rest of the animal kingdom is frankly a little too much for both of them.

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