Mouse + Wolf

Big Bad Wolf, Very Terrified Mouse

This pairing is basically a nature documentary where someone gets eaten. The Wolf craves dominance, adventure, and a pack to lead, while the Mouse is perfectly content hiding behind the baseboards and keeping a very low profile. Attempting romance here is less 'opposites attract' and more 'prey meets predator at an awkward dinner party.' If these two somehow end up together, the Mouse will spend most of the relationship just trying not to get swallowed whole — metaphorically, and possibly otherwise.

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