Otter + Rhino

Playful Meets Bulldozer: Somebody's Getting Flattened

The otter arrives to the party with confetti and a kazoo; the rhino arrives to end the party. Where the otter craves spontaneity, laughter, and social sparkle, the rhino demands control, order, and the kind of silence that makes otters physically ill. Romantically, this pairing has all the chemistry of a DMV waiting room. They might occasionally enjoy each other's company — the otter amuses, the rhino tolerates — but calling it a friendship requires generous use of the word.

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