Otter + Walrus

Fun Friends, Terrible Lovers — Trust Us.

The otter's breezy, social butterfly energy is charming right up until the walrus decides to plant himself on the couch like a sentient boulder and refuse to move until Tuesday. As friends, they actually work — the otter drags the walrus into fun, and the walrus occasionally talks the otter down from their fourth impulsive decision of the week. Romantically, though, this pairing is a slow-motion collision between someone who wants to dance on the table and someone who IS the table. The bedroom situation? Let's just say the otter will be looking for a livelier ocean.

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