Otter + Wolf

Fun at the Party, Disaster Everywhere Else

The otter wants to splash around and turn every moment into a festival, while the wolf is busy plotting world domination with a five-year plan. As friends, they can pull off a surprisingly good time — as long as the otter doesn't derail the wolf's agenda and the wolf doesn't lecture the otter about 'wasted potential.' Romantically, though, the wolf's brooding intensity will eventually curdle the otter's sunny disposition, and the otter's breezy commitment to fun will make the wolf feel like they're dating a golden retriever with a Netflix account. Great for a night out; terrible for a mortgage.

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