Owl + Snake

Two Loners Who Should Stay Lonely

The Owl wants to philosophize until 3am; the Snake wants to manipulate its way to breakfast. Together, they form less of a partnership and more of a passive-aggressive cold war fought entirely in meaningful silences. The Owl mistakes the Snake's cunning for depth, and the Snake mistakes the Owl's wisdom for gullibility — both are wrong, and both will eventually figure that out. The bedroom is the one place these two reptilian intellectuals find common ground, which is just enough to keep this disaster interesting.

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