Two of the animal kingdom's most gloriously self-obsessed creatures have found each other, which is either a love story or a slow-motion collision of vanity mirrors. The peacock struts for an audience, and the rooster crows whether anyone's listening or not — together, they'll argue about who's the real star of the show from breakfast until bedtime. Friendship and romance are a coin flip at best, since neither is especially inclined to make room for someone who demands equal billing. But strip away the ego contest and the lights go down? Turns out all that competitive fire has somewhere very satisfying to go.
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