Peacock + Shrew

A Dumpster Fire in Feathers and Fur

The peacock arrives expecting a standing ovation; the shrew arrives expecting to find fault with the venue. One craves an audience, the other has no patience for the show — and together they make less sense than a fireworks display at a library. Romantically, this pairing is essentially a non-starter: the peacock's theatrical ego and the shrew's razor-tongued impatience will combust before the first date ends. If these two end up in the same room, the best outcome is a polite ceasefire.

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