Peacock + Snake

A Disaster In Feathers And Forked Tongue

The peacock wants to be adored by a crowd; the snake wants to manipulate one — and neither has any interest in playing second fiddle to the other's ego. The peacock struts for applause while the snake slides silently through the shadows, and these two couldn't be more bored by each other's act. Romantically, this pairing is essentially a non-event: the snake finds the peacock exhaustingly performative, and the peacock finds the snake dangerously unimpressed. As friends, they might tolerate each other at a party — right up until the snake steals the spotlight without even trying.

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