Penguin + Rhino

Tuxedo Meets Wrecking Ball: Awkward.

The penguin's meticulous, socially graceful world collides hard with the rhino's blunt, charge-first-ask-questions-never approach to life. As friends, they can just about manage — the penguin appreciates the rhino's raw honesty, and the rhino secretly admires the penguin's composure. Romantically, though, this is a slow-motion train wreck in formal wear: the penguin craves elegance and routine, while the rhino treats both as personal insults. The bedroom offers a brief truce, but even that can't paper over the fundamental fact that one of you is a diplomat and the other is a wrecking ball with opinions.

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