Penguin + Weasel

Hot Nights, Cold Shoulders, Zero Future

The penguin's dignified, community-minded nature and the weasel's slippery, self-serving charm make for a friendship that's about as stable as a deck of cards in a hurricane. Outside the bedroom, these two will irritate each other to no end — the penguin finds the weasel exhausting and untrustworthy, while the weasel finds the penguin insufferably uptight. Romantically, it's a slow-motion disaster wrapped in a brief moment of genuine heat. Enjoy the fireworks, but don't unpack your bags.

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