Porcupine + Porcupine

A Prickly Pair Who Prefer It That Way

Two porcupines together is either a masterclass in mutual respect or a standoff so tense you could hear a quill drop — and they're both absolutely fine with either outcome. They understand each other's need for space, solitude, and the occasional passive-aggressive silence better than anyone else ever could. The good news: no one's feelings get hurt because neither of them was sharing feelings in the first place. Just don't expect them to plan the wedding — they'll both assume the other one handled it.

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