Prairie Dog + Zebra

Fun at Parties, Disaster Everywhere Else

The prairie dog and zebra make surprisingly decent drinking buddies — both social, both loud, both convinced they're the life of the party. But when the music stops, these two have about as much long-term chemistry as a potluck dish nobody brought containers for. The zebra's need to roam clashes spectacularly with the prairie dog's attachment to their cozy little corner of the world, and romance between them tends to fizzle faster than it ignites. Keep it casual, keep it physical, and for the love of all things holy, don't move in together.

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