Rhino + Rooster

A Trainwreck With Feathers And A Horn

The Rhino charges through life like a freight train that ate another freight train, while the Rooster struts around crowing about how *they* should be driving. Neither is wrong, but together they're basically two egos fighting over a mirror. The Rhino finds the Rooster insufferably loud and vain; the Rooster finds the Rhino a thick-skinned brute with zero appreciation for finer things — like themselves. This pairing works best as a cautionary tale.

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