Rhino + Sea Lion

A Crash Course in Romantic Disaster

The rhino charges through life with all the subtlety of a freight train, while the sea lion is busy doing backflips for applause and looking for the next party. One wants to bulldoze obstacles; the other wants to juggle them for laughs. In friendship, romance, and bed, these two speak entirely different languages — and neither is particularly interested in learning the other's. This pairing has 'awkward goodbye' written all over it.

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