Rhino + Shrew

A Thunderstorm Dating a Live Wire

The rhino charges through life like a freight train with a grudge, while the shrew is a neurotic little hurricane who never stops twitching. Together, they don't so much complement each other as collide — loudly, repeatedly, and without apology. The rhino's blunt, plodding stubbornness will send the shrew into a spiral of anxious commentary, and the shrew's relentless nervous energy will make the rhino feel like it's being pecked to death by a very opinionated sparrow. These two might share a drink at a party, but moving in together would be a crime scene waiting to happen.

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