Rhino + Swan

Beauty and the Beast, Without the Happy Ending

The swan glides through life on grace, elegance, and carefully curated aesthetics — which makes the rhino, who navigates the world like a sentient wrecking ball, something of an acquired taste. And by 'acquired,' we mean 'never.' Romantically, this pairing makes about as much sense as a china shop hiring a rhino as head of security. They might manage a polite friendship if the swan can stomach the rhino's bluntness and the rhino can resist the urge to charge at the swan's endless refinement — but don't hold your breath.

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