Rhino + Walrus

Two Tanks, One Pond, Zero Chill

The rhino and walrus are both built like furniture and about as easy to move, which makes for a friendship of grudging mutual respect — two immovable objects who secretly admire each other's stubbornness. As pals, they'll bond over blunt opinions, bad weather, and the shared conviction that everyone else is doing it wrong. Romantically, though, things get rocky fast: the rhino charges ahead while the walrus lounges like a sentient boulder, and neither is inclined to compromise. In the bedroom, the enthusiasm is there — the coordination, considerably less so.

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