Rhino + Weasel

A Wrecking Ball Meets Its Pickpocket

The rhino charges through life with unstoppable, horn-forward honesty, which makes the slippery, scheming weasel about as welcome as a con artist at a china shop. The weasel's gift for manipulation and cutting corners hits the rhino's integrity like nails on a chalkboard — loudly, repeatedly, and to everyone's irritation. Romantically, this pairing has all the chemistry of a restraining order. If these two somehow end up friends, the rhino should count their silverware after every visit.

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