Rhino + Wild Cat

A Collision Course With No Survivors

The Rhino charges through life with all the subtlety of a freight train, while the Wild Cat slinks around expecting the world to admire its fur. These two don't clash so much as catastrophically misunderstand each other at every possible turn — the Rhino finds the Wild Cat insufferably vain, and the Wild Cat finds the Rhino hopelessly graceless. In romance, the Rhino's blunt affections land like a dropped anvil on the Wild Cat's delicate ego. This pairing works best as a cautionary tale told to others.

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