Rooster + Warthog

Great In Bed, Complicated Everywhere Else

The Rooster struts into any room expecting applause, while the Warthog couldn't care less about the audience — or the Rooster's feathers. As friends, there's genuine warmth here; the Warthog's blunt honesty actually cuts through the Rooster's vanity in a way that's oddly refreshing. Romantically, though, the Rooster needs a fan club and the Warthog needs a nap, which makes for a lopsided emotional ledger. Between the sheets, however, these two are inexplicably, magnificently on the same page — proof that chemistry has absolutely no interest in logic.

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