Sable + Vulture

Great Pals, Terrible Lovers, Disastrous Bedmates

The sable's sleek sophistication and the vulture's taste for life's grimier offerings make for a surprisingly entertaining friendship — think odd-couple road trip energy with great conversation. Romantically, however, the sable's refined expectations start colliding with the vulture's opportunistic streak, and someone's going home disappointed. As for the bedroom? The vulture circles patiently while the sable reconsiders every life choice that led to this moment. Keep this one firmly in the friend zone and everybody wins.

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