Sable + Warthog

Great Pals, Terrible Lovers, Decent Strangers

The sable's sleek sophistication and the warthog's gloriously unfiltered chaos make for a surprisingly entertaining friendship — think Oscar and Felix if Oscar actually enjoyed the mess occasionally. As companions, they balance each other out just enough to keep things interesting. Romantically, however, it's a different story: the sable wants candlelit elegance, and the warthog shows up with a six-pack and strong opinions about nothing in particular. The bedroom offers a brief ceasefire, but even that can't paper over the fundamental truth that these two are better off as fond acquaintances than lifelong partners.

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