Sable + Weasel

A Disaster Wrapped in Fur

The sable is a sophisticated, quietly ambitious creature who values loyalty and elegance — so naturally, the universe paired them with the weasel, nature's own con artist. The weasel's slippery charm might turn the sable's head at first, but it won't be long before they're counting their silverware. Romantically, this pairing has all the makings of a cautionary tale your friends will tell for years. The bedroom is about the only room in the house where these two aren't actively plotting against each other — and even then, keep one eye open.

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