Sea Lion + Sheep

A Mismatch Made in Very Different Waters

The sea lion lives for the crowd, craving applause and ocean spray, while the sheep is perfectly content grazing quietly at the back of the room hoping nobody notices them. One is a showboating social butterfly in a wetsuit; the other is a gentle soul who considers a loud sneeze a dramatic event. The sea lion will grow exhausted waiting for the sheep to have an opinion, and the sheep will spend most of this relationship mildly terrified. These two aren't opposites that attract — they're opposites that awkwardly avoid eye contact at parties.

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