Sea Lion + Warthog

Great Pals, Terrible Lovers, Disastrous Bedmates

The sea lion's charm and social grace can genuinely warm up to the warthog's blunt, no-nonsense stubbornness — as long as they're splitting a bar tab and not a bed. As friends, the warthog keeps the sea lion grounded while the sea lion stops the warthog from offending everyone in the room. Romantically, though, the sea lion craves applause and affection while the warthog considers grunting in your direction a love language. And between the sheets? Let's just say these two have very different ideas about what constitutes a good time — and neither is particularly wrong, which somehow makes it worse.

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