Sheep + Warthog

Cuddly Meets Crusty: Proceed With Caution

The sheep's gentle, harmony-seeking soul makes fast friends with the warthog's blunt, no-nonsense charm — there's genuine warmth here when the warthog remembers to wipe their hooves at the door. Romantically, however, the sheep's need for tenderness keeps colliding with the warthog's idea of foreplay, which is essentially an unsolicited opinion. The sheep will spend half the relationship trying to smooth things over, and the warthog will spend the other half wondering why everyone's so sensitive. A lovely friendship lives here; a love story requires significantly more patience than either party budgeted for.

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