Swan + Walrus

Grace Meets Blubber: A Study in Contrasts

The swan glides through life with effortless elegance, so naturally the universe paired them with a walrus who thinks 'refined' is a type of sugar. As friends, these two actually work — the walrus's earthy humor and loyalty give the swan someone real to talk to, while the swan teaches the walrus that napkins exist. Romantically, however, the swan's need for beauty and poetry crashes hard into the walrus's idea of a romantic evening: leftovers and a comfortable slouch. Between the sheets, the swan is composing a sonnet while the walrus has already fallen asleep.

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