Vulture + Warthog

Great in Bed, Complicated Everywhere Else

The Vulture and Warthog share a primal, almost embarrassingly electric physical chemistry — the kind that makes sensible people do very stupid things. As friends, they actually work surprisingly well: the Vulture's calculating patience balances the Warthog's blundering, good-natured chaos in ways neither fully understands. Romantically, though, the wheels come off — the Vulture's cool, strategic detachment eventually makes the warm, unsubtle Warthog feel like a project rather than a partner. Keep the lights off and the expectations low, and these two will have a spectacular time.

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