Vulture + Wild Dog

Best Friends, Worst Lovers, Zero Chemistry

A vulture and a wild dog make an absolutely unbeatable team — as long as nobody tries to take their clothes off. These two can spend hours dissecting the world's problems together, the vulture's cool strategic mind perfectly complemented by the wild dog's enthusiastic social genius. Romantically, things get shakier — the vulture's brooding intensity tends to mystify the wild dog's need for warmth and play. And sexually? Let's just say these two have better luck finding sparks at a book club than in a bedroom.

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