Vulture + Zebra

Carrion and Running: A Doomed Safari

The vulture circles patiently, waiting for life to hand them an opportunity — preferably one someone else already killed. The zebra, meanwhile, is a herd-loving, high-strung social butterfly who needs constant reassurance that the predators aren't closing in. Romantically, these two have about as much chemistry as a funeral and a dance recital. The vulture finds the zebra exhausting; the zebra finds the vulture deeply, justifiably unsettling.

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