Walrus + Zebra

A Lumbering Walrus Meets a Jittery Zebra

The walrus is a creature of deep comfort — slow-moving, opinionated, and perfectly happy never leaving the couch. The zebra, meanwhile, is a high-strung social butterfly who needs constant stimulation and the reassurance of the herd. They can share a laugh over drinks, but long-term friendship requires the walrus to pretend to care about things, which is not really their speciality. And in the bedroom? Let's just say the zebra's nervous energy and the walrus's glacial pace make for a very awkward tango.

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