Warthog + Weasel

Thick Skin Meets Slippery Fingers

The warthog's blunt, no-nonsense approach to life makes for a surprisingly decent friendship with the weasel — as long as the warthog keeps one eye open and its wallet hidden. In romance, however, the weasel's slippery charm and talent for bending the truth runs headlong into the warthog's stubborn, take-it-or-leave-it honesty, and someone always ends up feeling played. Between the sheets, the warthog wants raw and real while the weasel is already calculating their next move — not exactly a recipe for fireworks. These two can share a watering hole, but sharing a life together requires a level of trust that the weasel makes very, very difficult to maintain.

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