Walrus

Blunt, earthy emperor who ruled through sheer presence and wit.

Vespasian, the Roman emperor who founded the Flavian dynasty, was famously down-to-earth, crude in humor, and unpretentious despite holding supreme power — a stark contrast to the theatrical emperors before him. He was known for sardonic wit, practicality, and a commanding physical presence, once joking on his deathbed 'Dear me, I think I'm becoming a god.' He accumulated enormous power and wealth (including the infamous urine tax) without pretension, using blunt common sense and earthy authority rather than charisma or fear to dominate.